50 shades spreader1/20/2023 ![]() I had never read Fifty Shades of Grey, nor seen any of the movies, despite observing the Church of Saint Dakota’s Architectural Digest Home Tour. ![]() Most importantly, she gave me the Fifty Shades of Grey vibrator-or, as I now know it is ~formally~ called, the Fifty Shades “Greedy Girl G-Spot Rabbit Vibrator.”Īt first, I LOL’d. She gave me such bibles as, Come As You Are: The Surprising New Science That Will Transform Your Sex Life, and Becoming Cliterate: Why Orgasm Equality Matters-And How to Get It she gave me the Cadillac of Womanizer vibrators, a remote-controlled vibrating cock ring, and enough vibrators to power a jet ski. As a new sex toy reviewer, I hightailed it to Bed-Stuy to learn at the feet of her well-seasoned, dildo-slinging roommate who was leaving her job as a sexual wellness writer at a fashion magazine for grad school, and leaving a slug trail of vibrators behind. “My roommate has like, a whole box of unopened PR vibrators for you, if you’re interested,” she told me during the obligatory Stuff Purge. ![]() It found me when I first started sexual wellness coverage specifically when one of my friends was moving out of her apartment. ![]() I say wild card, because I didn’t buy-but rather, I inherited-this jumbo Fifty Shades of Grey rabbit vibrator. ![]()
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